29 December, 2006

Islamic Radicals Terrorizing Your Country?

Who you gonna call?

Ethiopia! Huh?

Apparently, when it's time to rid an area of jihadists, Ethiopia gets the job done. No hand-wringing, just action. Like we did in Afghanistan shortly after 9/11, except the Ethiopians will probably not spend time "rebuilding" the things they've destroyed...

Perhaps when the Ethiopians leave Somalia, they'll turn their sights on the Sudan and clean that mess up in Darfur as well. Who needs the U.N. when Ethiopia can get the job done?

26 December, 2006

I Hope It's a Public Hanging

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy... Kill hundreds of people, get killed yourself. Justice, old school.

18 December, 2006

I've Been Named Time's Person of the Year

for 2006! It's an honor that I won't take lightly, and I promise that I won't let it go to my head. There are so many people that I would like to thank...

Season's Greetings

Have you seen this joke making the email rounds?

For My Democrat Friends:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere . And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishes. By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

For My Republican Friends:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

Kinda funny. People need to get over it and grow a thicker skin- I personally like "Happy Holidays," but then the sensitive types believe even that is an attack on Christmas!

05 December, 2006

Good for US Airways

and their decision to kick the imams off the flight... I'm thinking this whole thing was staged by the Muslims to prove a point, but still the right decision by the airline.

03 December, 2006

Empty Threat, If There Ever Was One

All this talk about an Al Qaeda cyber attack is ludicrous... The most they could possibly come up with might be a denial of service attack on some corporation's servers. You can't expect me to believe that an organization that is run from caves could bring down our cyber financial infrastructure... Apparently, we run a much greater risk being poisoned but Putin and his spies!